• prettybunnys@piefed.social
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      3 days ago

      I remember the time at the gas docks a guy was smoking and when told to put it out he said “this is diesel, it doesn’t do that, look” and then put his cigarette out by pumping diesel onto it.

      Then he got a ticket by the very unamused DNR cop who was also fueling up his boat, who was the one who initially told him to put his cigarette out.

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          5 days ago

          I know you are joking but I can’t sleep so I will share.

          I have seen two huge gasoline explosions and the aftermath of a gas pump explosion.

          One was from a cigarette. I didn’t actually see that, but I was sitting in social studies class when the shockwave hit us. It felt like the ceiling pressed down on us. It blew out all the pane glass windows in downtown. This was in the early’80s. Someone who was cleaning a gasoline barge lit a cigarette out of habit. It was like a fuel air bomb going off.

          I was a little kid in the early ‘70s when a gasoline truck driver accidentally set his truck on fire by the static from his nylon jacket. It was at night and the explosion woke me up. You could see the fire from everywhere in town.

          In the late ‘70s these three dumbasses were stealing gasoline from the filling station where they worked. They were filling 55 gallon drums in a van. It was dark so one of these genuses lit his lighter.

          The burned out van was still there in the middle town in the morning. Everyone in the small town drove by to look.

          Every annoying safety rule has multiple stories like this behind them.

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        5 days ago

        If you’re pumping diesel unless there’s something to whick it can get that trucker life

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    5 days ago

    Some people say beating your kids doesn’t work.

    I’m like, “What!? Am I the only one that didn’t get a force field?”.

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    5 days ago

    So how do they manage it when I run up the stairs faster than what an elevator could?
    Do they just have waste an expensive stasis charge for every floor and that is why they don’t like me using the stairs?

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      5 days ago

      Staircases are still real of course. So when you take the stairs to the 3rd floor it actually is a different floor than when you take the elevator to the 3rd. These two different floors still appear to be the same because off…quantum entanglement or something idk