The cutting I understand, normally it’s precut
But ranch dressing?..noooo
Americans be like “I traveled all the way to Hamburg and they ain’t even got the GigaMcAssblaster Five-Pounder wit’ ranch waffle fries and a gallon jug o’ Mountain Dew.”
do europeans eat burritos with a fork and knife too?
Depends on the burrito. If it looks small enough that I can finish it without it starting to fall apart in my hands, then I probably can eat it that way. Most of the burritos in the local texmex places though? Yuge.
are there texmex places in europe?
We don’t have those.
Forks and knives?
No, Europeans
Yes. The answer is yes.
an uncut pizza?.. am I supposed to take it out the oven too?
It’s a restaurant, you’re supposed to eat it with a knife and fork, not shove slices into your mouth like you’re at a fast food place.
What is “ranch”?
it’s mayonnaise and some other shit mixed together especially sugar. Americans use it to forget what vegetables taste like.
Pizza is a vegetable in America
For my sanity, I refuse to put those points together.
Good ranch is sour cream with other shit mixed in to hide the taste of vegetables.
I don’t think it should have mayo or sugar in it. That sounds like European propaganda
It’s where the pizzas roam free under the clear blue sky, while the pizzaboys herd them.
You can’t even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?
At least they have a premise for an Operation Baja Blast 2: electric boogaloo
Where’s the pineapple? Waiter!
