Sadly, neither are achievable at your current technology level
Assuming it’s achievable at all
Absolute banger video.
But even if it were, wouldn’t a dyson sphere on the sun mean no more sunlight left for the rest of us humans on earth? We’d have to build it on a neighboring star, which would then complicate bringing it back.
You aren’t a psycopath with a business degree, I see!
The sphere isn’t fully opaque, so we can redirect sunlight to paying subscribers.
You could just build it as two hemispheres and then have a slit in the middle align to the orbital plane. You could have a few corridors every now and then as they wouldn’t really block out much light.
Although that wouldn’t really be a problem since in order to get enough material to actually build it you would need to dismantle most of the planets in the system including Earth. Which does rather present a difficulty and I suspect would be a major political blocker.
Only exists in my head ✅✅
Shitty AI generated Dyson Sphere is off-center. Whole thing is going to destabilize and collapse.
That’s what happened to Larry Niven’s Ringworld. Cool concept but laughably unsupported by basic Physics. Niven had to write a sequel not because anybody wanted to see more of his characters but because he was tired of readers telling him what a moron he was.
The Integral Trees was a way better concept and much better thought out.
O’Neill cylinders are the only real reliable megastructure that would actually function.
Though it would need to be way bigger than the ship depicted in The Expanse or the gyroscopic forces would be too strong for anybody to be able to operate.
It doesn’t even look like anything, it’s just a random rectangles.
When you subcontract your dyson sphere out to the lowest bidding AI.
High maintenance? Probably not. There will be an easy way or it won’t be worthwhile.
I imagine it’s still not an “install and forget” kind of situation. At least one fulltime employee will be needed for that thing. 😆
Me, looking at my Dyson vacuum: “you can do what”
WKYK, oh yeah
Was a joke from the start: ✅ ✅
And you still can’t get any of that
Never been asleep next to a woman generating enough heat to power a sphere
Hot
Depends.
So what you’re saying is I should fuck the sun machine?
speak for yourself
Vacuum cleaner tech at it’s best.
If you converted all the energy in the human body into an hour of electricity it would be like 1.75 petawatts. So don’t write her off just yet.
334 trillion trillion watts!
