Nazi cars have more rights than human beings
So they solved all those serious crimes already that they can waste time on pet projects?
Taxpayers money and governmental resources being used to protect some asshole’s private assets. Musk, as the richest person on Earth, apparently can’t afford private security.
He’s paid millions for the US government, he might as well use it
You don’t get that rich by paying your own way.
It really makes clear exactly who the government serves these days.
Why? I thought Trump would love to dismantle the FBI so why help his ‘friend’ Musk? Okay, justice for all so the do well to investigate, but a whole taskforce? Doesn’t sound very doge to me.
Of course, the Trump administration is not intending to make the government more efficient but instead enrich themselves.
Task force for a fucking corporation.
Oh good, I see that since they now have time and manpower for this it must mean that they’ve finally caught all those serial killers and human traffickers. Way to go on that 100% clearance rate, boys!
Fuck the kids, protect TESLA.
America is a joke country.
Are they trying to demoralize the FBI or use them as a goon squad? Why not both, I guess.
Task force deez nutz
Gottem
Jokes are all I have at this point. I’m going to end up in a camp or prison cell.
Just out of curiosity, since I’m not going to do it regardless, I wonder what’s the lowest-effort non-arson way to destroy a Tesla?
A water gun might just do it. But bw warned, brandishing such a dangerous weapon might get you killed.
I think it’s just to drive it
Totally good use of government resources. As if this would even be necessary if DOGE wasn’t being pieces of shit
That’ll just make people destroy even more teslas, not less.
Why do we need a task force when we already know the stock price is tanking, “full self driving” is expensive vaporware, teens are roasting Cybertruck owners1, and even Canadians (!) are vandalizing showrooms?
Oh, they meant the other way. Sorry, just read the article.
1 Don’t laugh at this one. The teens eventually come for us all. Do not ask for whom the teen roasts. Teens roasts for thee.
