various languages: so I called it a horse.
It’s just a knight with a coconut shell.
These horses were knighted. Be respectful and call them by their title!
It’s Lieutenant Peanut Butter!
“So it’s called a ‘knight’?”
“Yes.”
“But it’s shaped like a horse, not a knight.”
“Yes.”
“And it can only move in an ‘L’ shaped pattern.”
“…Yes.”
“That’s not confusing at all.”
Don’t forget that it’s the only piece that can jump over other pieces.
The king jumps over the rook when castling
That’s clearly the rook jumping over the king
They actually do that narrow hallway awkward press your body against the wall and shuffle pass thing.
Do they do crotch-to-crotch?
Patrick/wallet meme
IIRC they were elephants originally, but the Europeans didn’t know what an elephant was. Forgot about Hannibal, I guess.
Replacing the elephant really was throwing salt in the wound
No, the rooks where the ones who were elephants. Towers atop battle elephants.
It’s called a horsey, silly
You tho thilly! ☺
Actually they’re called Gallahop and Daughter of Gallahop.
*Pony
When your phone screen is so dirty that the smudge shows up on screenshots
Nah that’s your screen. This screenshot seems clean to me
no it’s naughty
Actually, they didn’t manufacture the chess pieces… so not really…









