I’m so sure that this will happen…
It’s irrelevant because I’m never buying anything that piece of shit touches.
Aka they save on delivery costs and your new car racks up miles on your own dime before you even get to drive it.
Imagine it gets into an accident lol.
Who gets charged?
If you thought insurance was expensive before…
“we planned for this edge case, and have programmed the vehicle to quickly leave the scene of any accident where a driver is not present. by accepting delivery (by purchasing a vehicle) you accept that all vehicles are sold as-is. tesla insurance customers get half-off repair claim deductibles for the first 7 days.”
Tesla “FSD” switches off seconds before an accident, so this will be interesting.
It’s not happening.
I don’t want to be caught dead driving one of those fucking nazimobiles. I would not take one even if it were free.
I ain’t buying that piece of shit if it offers blowjobs.
Yet another lie.
The shareholders should sue.
Tesla lost 6% of its value today so I’m sure Elmo felt compelled to find something to pull out of his ass.
And also, who doesn’t want hundreds to thousand of miles put against your warranty.
[NARRATOR]: It didn’t.
Why is the narrator always Ron Howard in my head?
Because these comments or their sentiment are usually in the style of Arrested Development
It’s Morgan Freeman for me.
will it fall apart while en route.
As if the far right folks will buy an electric car and Elon burned the bridges for buyers on the left.
No, but the not as far right conservatives might. I have a cousin who bought one recently… I’m pretty sure it happened because of the Whitehouse yard sale Trump did with Musk.
It can drive itself straight to the dump
Not because of advancements in technology, but because of erosion of regulations.
Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don’t know how.
Next thing they’ll “say it will do your taxes and walk your dog”. Seriously this company is so unserious.
