I’m so sure that this will happen…
Aka they save on delivery costs and your new car racks up miles on your own dime before you even get to drive it.
Imagine it gets into an accident lol.
Who gets charged?
If you thought insurance was expensive before…
“we planned for this edge case, and have programmed the vehicle to quickly leave the scene of any accident where a driver is not present. by accepting delivery (by purchasing a vehicle) you accept that all vehicles are sold as-is. tesla insurance customers get half-off repair claim deductibles for the first 7 days.”
Tesla “FSD” switches off seconds before an accident, so this will be interesting.
It’s not happening.
And also, who doesn’t want hundreds to thousand of miles put against your warranty.
Yet another lie.
The shareholders should sue.
Tesla lost 6% of its value today so I’m sure Elmo felt compelled to find something to pull out of his ass.
will it fall apart while en route.
Tesla will begin its roll out of its self-driving Robotaxi fleet in multiple US cities in the months to come, already taking appropriate regulatory steps in both California and Texas.
Anyone want to take bets on how many deaths/injuries will there be before they’re pulled?
Infinite is valid all things considered.
[NARRATOR]: It didn’t.
Why is the narrator always Ron Howard in my head?
Because these comments or their sentiment are usually in the style of Arrested Development
It’s Morgan Freeman for me.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se sorta vibes
It’s irrelevant because I’m never buying anything that piece of shit touches.
He forgot to give us the point values…
Ran Over… Reward Points… Child 20 Cat 10 Dog 15 Adult 25 I wonder what they’ll offer in the Tesla rewards shop
Run over Reward CEO - 100000 points Edit: updated into a table to clarify that I meant MINUS 100000 points, Life of one CEO is much more important to (f)Elon than lifes of us peasants.
Nah, Teslas will set themselves on fire with a family inside before it allows something like that to happen.
Yup, initially the first comment was not in a table but was a list in format “[run over]-[revard]”… Stupid me, assumed these were penalty points.
Then you changed it to the table format, I realised my mistake… And then had to learn how to put tablets to Lemmy comments (I didn’t know we could do that!)
lol, glad I clarified it. I was going to leave it vague and then remembered tables.
Also, yes. Markdown is the shit and I’m glad Lemmy didn’t try to reinvent the wheel!
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Riiiiiiiight
It can drive itself straight to the dump
I ain’t buying that piece of shit if it offers blowjobs.
I don’t want to be caught dead driving one of those fucking nazimobiles. I would not take one even if it were free.
