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“Babe what’s the matter you seem upset since getting home from work.”
“Somebody shat at me.”
“Do you mean shat on you?”
“No…”
“Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career” sure is a nice achievement to unlock.
Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career
So far.
How many BMs has the doctor witnessed? Is this a common thing for doctors to watch?
2-3k. Very common.
What’s a BM?
Bowel movement. Alternatively, bowel master, which is probably that poor nurse’s nickname now.
Hey Ian! Want to BM my next campaign? 😙
Bowel Movement.
This is what happens when science memes and shitposts merge
send this poor bastard over to the power washing community ffs, man’s earned some r&r after cleanup
scrubbing intensely … still not clean…
An important lesson was learned that day. Never stand on the receiving end of an enema, incision and drainage, manual disempaction, decompression or in front of someone who says “I feel sick”.
Haha. I’ve seen worse. Wait. I was hit by worse in worse areas and stool is by far not the worst thing that hit me.
…starts sobbing
I know why by now I prefer my desk and only ocassionally venture back into patient facing work.
More undergrads killing each other to get into med school should see this.
Imagine the relief that patient felt. That dump was backed up to the bottom of their neck!
A friend once had to go to the hospital due to extreme and chronic constipation, and whilst her… evacuation was less… explosive than this, she describes the relief as being so great that for a few glorious moments, she forgot that she was in the ER with a tube up her ass (and that the tube was only necessary when multiple members of medical staff had failed to move things along manually).
Transcendental defacation
I dunno what he’s paid, but it isn’t enough.
I need it measured in courics for it to be a valid large bm.
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Holy shit lmfao.
Also had to get custom scrubs made, to fit his massive dong.
I bet that felt amazing.
W… wow.
