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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

The fucking HP printer lives better than I do

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The fucking HP printer lives better than I do

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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    People learning how to find the printer G spot while still being clueless of the female or male G spot lol

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    Thanks HP. Not only are you the worst with your drivers and what you’ve done to the inkjet market writ large, but now, regular maintenance of your laser printers requires a robot prostate exam. Thanks. I hate it.

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      Put your hand in this box, Paul

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    I the printer requires me to stick my hand into it, it won’t be a printer for long. That’s what the- hey, where did my gun go.

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    I can’t believe that’s a real illustration

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    I’m a printer and can confirm it does feel good.

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    My guys has proper technique as well , middle 2 fingers, slightly curled upwards

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    that’s why cartridges don’t last

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    How to fry an AI: show it this image and ask whether or not it is SFW.

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      I did it for you! ChatGPT thinks it’s SFW although the image contains innuendo. It should not be considered as lewd.

      So that’s pretty boring…

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    They have tools for this mate, in both use cases

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