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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    Or, you’ve started smoking weed

    • falseWhite@lemmy.world
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      I still dream on weed often, though not as lucid as sober

  • s@piefed.world
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    I don’t think that’s how that Jet Li movie worked

  • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s alright, I didn’t like those guys much anyways

  • RodgeGrabTheCat 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️@sh.itjust.works
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    Movie plots are not PSAs.

  • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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    So I’m now the one?

  • Dremor@lemmy.world
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    Considering I started again having dreams I remember, after years not having any, some necromancy shit must have happened.

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    Actually I have aphantasia and it obviously effects dreams as well.

    • reev@sh.itjust.works
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      I wouldn’t say “obviously”. I don’t know how different from normal people’s dreams mine are but I can’t visualize stuff but still have pretty visual dreams usually. Not always, but I assume it fluctuates for everyone.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I have never been able to truly grok (I hate using that word now, but it fits) what this could even be like. Though I imagine it’s like explaining sight to someone who was born blind.

    • andz@lemmy.world
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      It doesn’t, though, not usually.

      If it does to you you’re even more of an outlier because that’s (weirdly enough) the one place where most of us can see inner pictures.

      I can’t see anything while awake but I dream just fine, and statistically speaking that’s more common according to the miniscule amount of research that exists.

  • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Getting in on the ground early after 16 comments and already beaten to the punch to make a Jet Li’s The One joke thrice over smh my head.

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    They were weak.

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      Weak or strong - nothing will save you when the nukes are flung.

      • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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        Me strong nukes weak.

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    My alternate mes must be having the time of their lives, then. A few days ago, I dreamed I was flying a plane but this huge building had huge “flying, paragliding fishing nets” which forced me to do an 180º, but the nets completely surrounded me so I had to force a landing, which was super easy and only broke a wing, which was model sized, for some reason.

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    Nah, it was just because I smoked a lot of weed.

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    Best not leave them waiting. (This is a joke, don’t kill yourself)

  • ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I always knew I was better than them.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Oh, I know.

    I know.

    … what do you think “I” was doing in those dreams?

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    It’s not glamorous work, but someone’s gotta keep these timelines tidy… 🤷🏼‍♂️

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