Or, you’ve started smoking weed
I still dream on weed often, though not as lucid as sober
I don’t think that’s how that Jet Li movie worked
That’s alright, I didn’t like those guys much anyways
Movie plots are not PSAs.
So I’m now the one?
Considering I started again having dreams I remember, after years not having any, some necromancy shit must have happened.
Actually I have aphantasia and it obviously effects dreams as well.
I wouldn’t say “obviously”. I don’t know how different from normal people’s dreams mine are but I can’t visualize stuff but still have pretty visual dreams usually. Not always, but I assume it fluctuates for everyone.
I have never been able to truly grok (I hate using that word now, but it fits) what this could even be like. Though I imagine it’s like explaining sight to someone who was born blind.
It doesn’t, though, not usually.
If it does to you you’re even more of an outlier because that’s (weirdly enough) the one place where most of us can see inner pictures.
I can’t see anything while awake but I dream just fine, and statistically speaking that’s more common according to the miniscule amount of research that exists.
Getting in on the ground early after 16 comments and already beaten to the punch to make a Jet Li’s The One joke thrice over smh my head.
They were weak.
Weak or strong - nothing will save you when the nukes are flung.
Me strong nukes weak.
My alternate mes must be having the time of their lives, then. A few days ago, I dreamed I was flying a plane but this huge building had huge “flying, paragliding fishing nets” which forced me to do an 180º, but the nets completely surrounded me so I had to force a landing, which was super easy and only broke a wing, which was model sized, for some reason.
Nah, it was just because I smoked a lot of weed.
Best not leave them waiting. (This is a joke, don’t kill yourself)
I always knew I was better than them.
Oh, I know.
I know.
… what do you think “I” was doing in those dreams?
It’s not glamorous work, but someone’s gotta keep these timelines tidy… 🤷🏼♂️









