• Muehe@lemmy.mlOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      6 days ago

      Yeah he absolutely paused for effect there and it just didn’t come. I put a Youtube link with the timestamp in the post body.

      • don@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        6 days ago

        Holy raging badgerfuck, that is supernova levels of ignorance, incompetence, and dementia. I’ve no idea how those officers didn’t just up and resign right there out of nausea-inducing embarrassment.

        • earthworm@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          6 days ago

          Because he would have replaced them with people who willingly bought his book and then the American military would be fuuuuu…

    • I’d buy a book that sucked dick. Not even to use it, it’d be an absolute marvel, the centerpiece to my collection. I’d tell my family to gather ‘round so I could show them my incredible dick sucking book. They’d applaud and cheer, and I’d hand out tissues so they could dry their cheeks. We’d venerate it, spread its splendor far and wide. Those pages would become a guiding light for all of humanity in the dark days ahead.

      Unfortunately, his literature was just bland and written with the air of authority of a COD lobby with a woman in it. Not a blowjob in book form, aside from the stink. Not even close