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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago

When in Rome...

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When in Rome...

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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago
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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world
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    This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      In case of crash git revert or git reset --hard idbeforecrash

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        git rebase acura
        
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      thinks of the code first, humans second

      Programmer confirmed

  • aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • Draces@lemmy.world
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      That’s startup life. Dude might be rolling in it in a couple years and it’s a decision. Feel bad for the non tech workers around the bay

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        likely not tho.

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        Clown town libertarian take.

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          Lmao yes, telling you to feel bad for non tech workers in the bay area makes me libertarian

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        You could work for a startup that still pays a livable wage so you don’t have to do something this reckless. That is an option.

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        Not sure why this is downvoted. It’s a lifestyle choice that is a genuine choice. You don’t have to live in SF if it’s not for you.

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          Yeah I don’t get it. You can also work for established companies where you get steady income instead of volatile stocks but you’re not going to be able to retire super early with a work life balance that way

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            Exactly. I got a drive by downvote which is a shame. Some people are in a situation where they’re happy to take a risk, and know that if it fails they won’t be destitute, and sometimes you might be paid more to account for the risk. Or less, but you get stock options to account for the risk. They’re all valid options as long as you’re not forced into it.

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    Half-assing two jobs at once

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    don’t merge and drive

    • winter (she/it)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      he can merge without looking

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    Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. …

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    Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should’ve known he was a sociopath just from that.

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      Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!

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        Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being…

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          It’s mind blowing but there are people who really do prefer it! Don’t forget to leave an optional light mode for them!

  • marlowe221@lemmy.world
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    I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.

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      Personally, I find it depressing.

    • zeograd@lemmy.world
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      ¿Por qué no los dos?

  • Speiser0@feddit.org
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    What’s SF?

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      Speculative fiction, situated feminism, string figure… https://sarahetruman.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/SF-Haraway-English-Truman.pdf

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    A Personal Record?

    A Public Relations?

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      Pull Request. You are in Programmer humor.

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        Whats a programmer?

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          What’s a humor?

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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            It’s one of four liquids, sometimes vapors, that humans have to keep in balance or else they get black bileosis

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            My wife had a labmate in grad school submit a paper on a comedy robot, and a reviewer noted “the authors mention humor several times but never define the concept.”

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            Same thing as humour, I guess.

      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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        wrong PH

      • answersplease77@lemmy.world
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        so he updated his script, or fixed a bug while driving, right?

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          Someone else wrote some code, and he reviewed it and approved it, and merged it into the codebase.

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      Might also have been a peer review.

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        Pull Request. You don’t merge a peer review.

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    This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot

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    He’s checking in code for FSD.

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    man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

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    Science fiction or San Francisco?

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    “I swear this shit only happens in SF”

    He says it like that’s a good thing?

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      Nah. That’s a turn of phrase. I.e. only this Backcountry shithole would have crazy people like this.

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    I mean… prescient, but also very un-funny if true

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