The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1460
arrow-up1460imageInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squarekitnaht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·5 days agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squaredalekcaan@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 days agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
minus-squareThisLucidLens@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoHey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
minus-squareSandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 days agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Mind. Blown.
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.