The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1462
arrow-up1462imageInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squarekitnaht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·13 days agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squaredalekcaan@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·13 days agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
minus-squareThisLucidLens@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days agoHey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
minus-squareSandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·13 days agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 days agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 days agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Mind. Blown.
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.