The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1462
arrow-up1462imageInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squarekitnaht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·3 months agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squaredalekcaan@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
minus-squareThisLucidLens@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoHey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
minus-squareSandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Mind. Blown.
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.