I 👏 never 👏 said 👏 he 👏 licked 👏 my 👏 asshole.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• I don’t kiss and tell, but it’s true.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• He didn’t lick my asshole.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• I need some plausible deniability here, but he definitely licked it.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• Somebody licked it, but it wasn’t him.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• He fucked my asshole.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• I’m not a tramp. It was someone else’s asshole.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• He definitely licked me somewhere else.

It could have more though.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• Somebody’s asshole got licked, but he and I were not involved. Also could be: I licked his asshole.

I never said he licked my _ass_hole.

• He licked my pussy.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• I merely implied he did something to it.

And yet somehow people think tones in Mandarin are difficult.

That’s why I shout every word, to leave it ambiguous.

say it quickly

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