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That fucking oh no song
That shitty version of I’m Blue that has the laziest lyrics ever written with a singer that has an obnoxious nasally voice. “I’m good, yeah I’m feeling alright, this is gonna be the best freaking night of my life” sounds like the first lyrics she came up with when she woke up that morning. That nasally “na na na na na” at the end also grinds my gears. So glad that song isn’t being played on the radio anymore, I’d much rather listen to the original I’m Blue Da Ba Dee for an hour straight than listen to this version even once.
That stupid song get me just like hearing the opening of Ice Ice Baby and expecting Under Pressure.
Ah that one is always a gamble: classic Bowie song that’s pretty good, or shit song that charted even though nobody liked it.
Actually, scratch all ive said in this thread. This one right here
I’ve never even heard the version you’re talking about and I already hate it so much.
It’s “I’m Good” by David Guetta, a name I haven’t heard in years. Bebe Rexha is the nasally singer.
I’m with you 💯
This might be mine too. Or the similar one that used Pachabel’s Canon as the tune and then put crappy love song lyrics over it.
Oh the Maroon 5 (or was it just Adam Levine?) one? Thank you for validating* me and mentioning they used Pachabel’s Canon for that, every time I mention that people look at me funny
For me, it’s “Jessie’s Girl”. The things we learn about this girl are: She has eyes, she has a body, at some times she talks cute with Jessie, she loves Jessie. Then the question, “Where can I find a woman like that?”
The contrast between the exceedingly generic description, and the exasperation (as if no other girl would suffice) annoys me every time I hear the lyrics. This is then multiplied by the fact that the song is catchy.
I hate All I Want For Christmas Is You and Last Christmas specifically
I absolutely loathe No Scrubs by TLC.
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The lyrics are trashy and only convey judgement. Taken from the song: if you don’t own your own car, own home, or don’t dress like a prince, you’re not worth it. The whole song is shitty IMHO (except for the beat/sound). The one line about not treating your partner right is sensible but the rest of the song doesn’t match with any of that vibe. They’re just conveying judgement. I already know I’m a loser in most people’s eyes but hearing this song on the radio just miffs me.
“Happy Birthday” sung by a defeated waitstaff for the 10th time on their shift.
I don’t know what it’s actually called, but I call it “The Mexican Beeping Song”. It was on the playlist at a Mexican restaurant once, and I offered the server $50 he could turn it down/ off /change the station / anything to make it stop. He looked at me with a pained expression and just said “I would do it for free if I could, I hate this too”.
El Sonidito.
Ironically I love it, but I only developed my love for it by finding it through the music video and laughing my absolute tits off at the keyboard player.
I absolutely love the fact that people knew exactly what song I meant by “Mexican Beeping Song”.
Well it was either that or El Beeper by Oro Solido but that never gets plays in restaurants, at least not that I’ve heard lol.
Oh god what fucking game was this in? The second that started I had flashbacks to a video game I can’t put the name to.
It looks like it was used for a specific mission in GTA V. I don’t remember it though. I may have suppressed the memory.
It was also in rotation on the same Mexican station that played La Granja by Los Tigres Del Norte iirc.
You’re thinking of El Sonidito by the Hechizeros Band. The whole song is basically just a dude yelling “UNO DOS TRES CUATRO!” while mashing a single key on a keyboard over and over. That song was on one of the radio stations in Grand Theft Auto 5, and I remember almost every NPC car seemed to always be playing that song and it always drove me nuts having to hear it all the time.
Radioactive.
It had a novel, ear-grabbing sound at the time, but got overplayed to the point where it now just grates on my nerves.
Also: most American wedding reception traditions like The Electric Slide and The Chicken Dance. Do better. I once went to a reception where everyone did The Time Warp and it was amazing.
all i want for christmas is youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuu-uuuuuu
Fun fact! I was literally tortured (yes, actually for real) by Collective Soul so anytime I hear one of their two “hit” songs I get flung into PTSD flashbacks. I have to cover my ears and basically sink to the floor or immediately leave the area if that’s possible.
Suffice to say I hate them.
Also I was a retail slave for over a decade and hate all Christmas music. Super mega hate.
Edit: abused by the music, not the band. Sorry I didn’t mean to be misleading.
Is there any way you can explain this a little more clearly because this is a shocking statement.
I’d rather not trauma dump about it. I forget and accidentally over-share sometimes, my bad. What I’m comfortable sharing is it was basically sleep deprivation through very very loud, repetitive music over a prolonged period of time. I’m mostly fine now, it was a long time ago.
Okay, at first I read it as the artist in collective soul like literally abducted and tortured you or something. I appreciate the clarification and I’m glad to hear that you’re doing better now.
Yeah we really need some details about this. Who? When? Where? Why? How?
The band tortured you?
That’s Heavy.
Haha no. Just their music. I realize I worded it in a misleading way.
I typed up the whole story but realized I don’t need to trauma dump about it. Tl;Dr: It was bad, it’s in the past, I’m fine now. But I can’t listen to the songs that were used.
Abusedby Collective Soul or with their music?
With their music. Sorry I realized later it was misleading.
Thunder by Imagine Dragons
Fuck. That. Song.
My Humps by the Black Eyes Peas.
It’s one thing for a song to be bad, and this one was, but there was a period of what felt like months when I had to hear this at least twice a day because it would always be on the radio when I was on the coach to and from college.
Awful, awful, song.
Photograph hy Nickleback
I don’t care what anyone thinks, I like Nickelback.
It’s ok, I know how you feel.
I like U2.
Rock Star is such a good song to indulge your trashy side to.
I feel like that one is going to be pretty commonly shared lol
Maybe you’ll enjoy this version a bit more
What the hell is on Joey’s head? Guess we’ll never find out.
I prefer https://youtu.be/MxmKc0OhsnU – deeper, shorter.
That fucking Dance Monkey shit can fuck all the way off.
Whatever the title of “This girl is on fire” is.
Pretty sure it’s supposed to be empowering or something but all I hear is ThIs guRl iZ oN FiiIiiRrrrrrRrreee!!! two hundred times in a row.
Like okay she’s on fire. Got it. Get damn fire extinguisher or something and SHUT UP.
Honorary shout out to the 80℅ of songs on the radio thst are about relationships. You know there’s more topics that exist? Does it ALWAYS have to be about relationships?
And Christmas songs on eternal repeat starting before Halloween. Thanks, radio. I hate Christmas songs now. Not because they suck, but because you suck gor playing them over and over FOR HALF THE YEAR.
Shoutout for hating songs about relationships! Like, yeah, a few are cool. But there are just too many. It’s boring.
I shit you not, that entire song is just Alicia Keys finding different ways to say “this girl is on fire”. She’s just a girl and she’s aflame, etc. There’s nothing of substance to be found.
