Someone never learned how to pull out.

Fucking h*ck.

Now you’re gettin’ it

You leave my cocaine alone.

Both, and they’ve been at war with each other for millenia.

wakes up from topology nightmare

Common clay of the west.

An ice cream truck came through my neighborhood playing the Super Mario Bros. 2 theme once and I damn near chased after it. Made my entire day

Reporting for duty o7

Tell me when you feel it.

Hell yeah.

Go ninja, go ninja, go!

Hell yeah.

Garçon!

It’s a liopleurodon! A magical liopleurodon!

The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”

“Bitch, you tryna tell me? I tell you.”

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Impossible. There’s no markup indicating humor. How dare you try to make a fool of me.

… Okay but left shoe or right shoe?

They are going to try their damnedest, I’m sure of that. But the logistical feat of actually denying all Americans their chance to vote is beyond their means. They will, at best, disrupt voting where they will see the greatest impact. States will conduct their elections as usual. Only Congress has the power to decide the timing of elections. I don’t see them passing any new laws. No state depends on the federal government to carry out their electoral duties (so far).

After that, we get to see what kind of obstructive bullshit they have planned to keep elected officials from serving if they don’t want them to. I don’t know what they could do aside from force another shutdown, aside from outright physical violence, which is entirely likely but it still raises the questions of ‘by what means’ and ‘is that feasible’. If we were going to see political assassinations on a large scale, I imagine we would have passed that point by now.