i’m a guy btw
So how was your weekend?
I’m not saying no…
I’m a guy btw
Are you sure?
not really, no
Put it on! 🫦
Sadly I can’t put on a dress that doesn’t exist :(
I have a sewing machine.
nsfw
I’m size 16 extra long. I look forward to receiving my dress and getting railed by an Amazonian goddess with a foot long strapon. <3
i’m a guy btw
The masculine urge to receive enthusiastic penetration in women’s attire
What’s wrong with Victorian men’s attire?
We’ve all been there
Hey if it lets me wear a longskirt.
Why did I read enthusiastic as euthanastic?
at this point, I’ll take it
That’s what she said. 😘
I always read “enthusiastic” in Curtis Arnott’s voice. Guess the walks were quite euthanasic too.
Not any greenhouse! A conservatory!!
How about an orangery? If we really want to spice things up
With the candlestick?
sigh
If you must.
I’ll fetch the butter…
- “greenhouse”
- looks inside
- is transparent
anyway - woa… the … the combo of greenhouse n thunderstorm is… quite somthin-
not much of a victorian dress kindsa peep tho.,.,. thad jus sounds uncomfy.,.,. but u do u <3<3<3
Not just uncomfy. A Victorian dress is basically a contraceptive. Try having sex in this thing.
Pretty tho…
as a (borderline) asexual I wouldn’t be surprised if people find 27 different positions with hands tied behind their backs. People with a sex drive are SO creative about it
It’s Victorian dress or fursuit. choose your poison.
I imagine the windows would be all fogged up from the steamy sex, right? …right??
i believe peeps jus wouldn see u cuz of the plants n also the thunder, distractin the eye away from it-
i imagine peeps jus producing steam rn-
I think this is the origin story of Victorians hearing ‘banshees’ in the storm
I now have a new addition to my bucket list. Thank youuu!! :D
more like your rhymes-with-bucket list
I’ve never felt so sniped
So that’s where babies come from!
