Give them time they have to run it through the A1 first.
I thought this bloated POTUS preferred ketchup?
Covfefe for everybody!
Hopefully Trump ends his time with months of nonstop flatulence and explosive diarrhea
that’s been an ongoing thing so the end will probably be a continuation of the same
Well he’s alive enough to continue actively fucking up our country, so that right there deserves a national day of mourning.
I’m rooting for cholesterol
“For an 80 year old fat fuck that’s never exerted himself beyond a brisk walk, he’s good.”
hes being held in place by a girlde
Funny, I thought he was being held in place by dark magic.
Although, it could well be a girdle infused with dark magic…
There’s a dead badger up the road that’s in better shape than this idiotic ArseNugget.
it usually means, he has high cholesterol, high triglycerides, blood pressure, high blood sugar or close to it.
The shape of a gummy bear
Supposedly it’s not manly to be able to lift your short fingers above the height of where your heart is supposed to be. Also, it’s emasculating to be seen with your wife these days, apparently.
I doubt any published info will reflect reality.
That’s an awfully big umbrella you got there. What are you, scared of a little water? You might melt?
They need a comission of medical geniuses to rewrite the report in a way that sounds remotely healthy.