Finally I am represented hahaha
[off topic]
Back before “Better Call Saul” was launched, I was in a comic store. They had Breaking Bad action figures. I asked the clerk if a lot of kids were buying the Saul Goodman doll.
I learned that Saul was actually a good seller; there were plenty of real life lawyers who brought him.
Would you trust a lawyer with a Saul Goodman sitting on their desk?
Lord knows I would
At least in Japan the middle aged men card trading game is a thing:
https://www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainment/middle-aged-man-trading-cards-go-viral-in-japan/
Honestly though this is such a funny toy might buy it for posterity
With cock and ball torture codpiece action!
Jack Black needs to be contained after learning how to do cock pushups while filming Tenacious D
Don’t forget that Power Slide and other techniques that were developed in hell
Jack Black is that you?
It literally is.
This is an action figure. So this is literally, figuratively Jack Black.
There are so many people who don’t seem to understand what “middle aged” means. It means halfway to your life expectancy. So maybe 40, considering the average man in this country dies in their 70s. Jack Black is past middle age at 55.
Nah, middle age is not on specific age. Its the middle third of life span.
Commodified obesity
Archie McPhee has action figures like this. Action accountant, Action waitress… dunno if they have Action computer gamer yet.
Dickstrap
More future landfill mass.
