I’ve been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It’s surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.
The real cheat sheet:
Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!
Or she has another girl secret.
Nah, that motherfucker let out even more secrets. And she told me!
One time I fingered her a bit, but my hands up and head her head to kiss her. Laughing her ass off again!
“You’re just checking if it’s safe to go down there!”
Her ex was a traitor to all mankind.
Previous was from a culture with a caligraphic languange.
Ok I’m gonna try hiragana and katakana one day…
“you forgot the R, you halfwit!”
Remember though, capital letters. Don’t dot the i.
…also j
Lowercase j takes you down to the taint
Wherefore?
Nice moves!
I’ve been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It’s surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.