I bet she’s gonna buy so many sex toys with that money. I hope she does. (In a positive, not-creepy way.)
Would you rather cum from a bunch of toys for $3K total or one $3K sex toy that should in theory be mind blowing?
How could there be 10,000 different kicks
Cue montage of Bubba from Forest Gump listing all 10,000 types of kicks.
Roundhouse kick, side kick, chop kick, kick stew…
Donkey kick, trapdoor kick, rising kick, jumping rising kick, jumping rising tornado kick…
10 angles @ 10 speeds @ 10 heights @ 10 follow-ups
10,000 kicks
look into tae kwon do. they got two punches and so many godsdamned kicks.
Studied it for years. There’s like 50
fun! i had an NTA senior 1st black accreditation back in my early 20s. that was long enough ago i only remember the 1st white form and bits and pieces of a few of the other lower belts. who was yours through?
Easy answer there, the women have already spoken (pictured: sybian inventor Dave Lampert).
Never looked into the inventor of these things. Was not expecting English Mr Rogers.
*typing*
$1500!?
I mean, sure, a little pricey, but some chairs cost as much and they’re not specifically designed to make baby squirt like a startled octopus.
I’ve seen these things in action. They’re worth it.
Yes.
The 3k one but only if it comes with replaceable parts. I wouldn’t want to keep using it after it gets too crusty.
from BBC
FFS do they really have to write headlines that imply the exact opposite of what happened? At first read, I thought the woman had been made to pay £3k, not that she had gotten paid £3k.
I know “headlinese” is a thing and all, but is adding the word “got” really that inconvenient?
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ambiguity makes you read the article
…in the form of sex shop gift card
god forbid women have hobbies 🙄
I think it’s hilarious that this comment section is full of support for the woman AND laughter over her sex toys. Think about it.
3k is a fair price for patter that rosey.
I love that this had any sort of consequence. I do not thinkthis would have been an option in Germany.
In the US, that woman would be lucky if they didn’t shoot her dog
Now how much do they pay for kidnapping people?
