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I got to hang out with, feed, and pet capybaras and they are some of the chillest mothafuckas I have ever experienced
GET. IN!
This is the equivalent to “Im so hungry i could eat a horse”
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i’ve never have reason to distrust peliccan so why not
Right. It’s a peli-can not a peli-don’t.
I peli-would if I peli-could.
My thing with pelicans are their freaky ass eyes, I can’t fucking tell what they are looking at and for some reason that fucks with me.
I don’t trust them. I was at a bird sanctuary and a pelican was blocking the walkway. Every time I looked at it or tried to walk past it would turn it’s head sideways and look at me. Than open and close it’s mouth and make two loud snaps with it’s beak.
After awhile of a standstill an employee there came by and said “oh don’t worry, he’s not going to hurt you! Just walk by him he’ll move.”
Fuck that! Even with the assurance I was still like fuck no. Eventually it moved and I scuttled past, but didn’t keep my eyes off it. Afterwards it jumped back on the path behind me and started waddling after me, slowly. Sure it might have been harmless, but it sure as fuck wasn’t projecting that.
We need to mobilize against these freaks, the mess with my head just as much as horses and their evil beady ass eyes
They never got over being passed for delivery duties by the storks
how I convince heroin addicts to come into my house
I would not trust a pelican with ANYTHING! https://youtu.be/phUs2kIGY9M
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This definitely reads like it’s written by the pelican, addressing someone with a baby
