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    99% sure this is a parody, mainly because she only mentions her childrens’ ages in the context of a bachelor’s degree not being enough, but it troubles me that I can’t say I’m 100% sure.

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      An article on the subject

      Yesterday I found an incredibly convincing fake of a ragepost (on Lemmy - couldn’t find it again so sourced it from Facebook). Reverse analyzing the details revealed that the selfies were modified to increase duckface, a pile of cigarettes were added for the narrative, and an accompanying news report screenshot was expertly modified using two different articles and changing many details. I can’t in good faith believe any social media meme after this:


      All the selfie captions are fake.

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      It reads like a combination of multiple people’s ridiculous individual requirements wrapped into one listing. Like one person said no spare room, someone else said to bring educational stuff, another is only paying $18 a day, and so on.

      So definitely a parody, but I would bet each individual thing is based on someone and maybe slightly exaggerated.

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      I get the same feeling on this one. I’ve seen serious ones wanting a degree in early childhood development or similar and offer babysitter rates, but I think they went slightly too far on this for it to be taken seriously.

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    No one replying to this post like it’s real is allowed to ever criticize anyone for being gullible ever again

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      Haha I thought that too. “The cabinets will be locked” is the weirdest part imo. As if people spend hundreds or thousands of dollars installing locks in their own home so they can keep potential nannies out of the snacks.

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        Honestly I wouldn’t be that surprised if at least some people have done that. The richer people get, the more they hate the concept of sharing. These are the kind of people that would let food rot rather than give it away.

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            Sure but your comment was about it not happening and I’m saying that, weird or not, there’s a high chance at least a few people have done that or something similar.

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              Not sure why someone downvoted you. The mother of one of my classmates as a child was absolutely psychotic (still is) and she insisted on having locks on every cabinet, not just to keep out the nannies (though I think she paid premium prices for all of her nannies to be Harvard-educated), but to keep out the children, so they couldn’t snack without permission. All of her children got fucked socioemotionally from her insanity.

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        I read that as locking the cabinets to keep the kids out. So they won’t be able to grab candy or whatever.

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      Saw your comment and thought “Surely there aren’t many people who think this is real.” Then I scrolled down.

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    This absolutely cannot be real. Masters Degree plus apparently teaching experience plus materials and food for about 5 (probably 8-10) hours a day. For under $20/day. It’s either fake or she never found anyone, and is blacklisted from the nanny community.

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    I recall working with a guy who couldn’t understand why his daughter was paying so much for child care. After probing further, he said he was able to hire a retired widowed school teacher and pay her $100/week as she was living very comfortable off hers and her deceased husband’s pension.

    They also provided her with food, a room, and a she was a family friend.

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    Lmao even 18$/h would be insane. The rest of it is just high standards, the 18 bucks a day is the big issue here.

    You want all those things and true excellence? That’ll be $1,800 a day.

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        It’s very common for teachers to have masters degrees to even teach children, so it isn’t totally ridiculous. And, if the person is looking moreso for a governess or a lifelong nanny or whatever (think: Mary Poppins), they end up being the children’s parent, teacher, friend, pe instructor, etc.

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      I’m betting they are. Knew a few international students who nannied for a bit, crazy unhinged parents, mostly felt like they got a nanny just to punch down. Masters degree to watch your mouth breather? Fuck off.

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    $18 dollars a day for masters degree, snacks and material not included. lol this is true definition of unhinged.

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      What… an odd accusation. Maybe it’s different where you are, but I’ve never worked for a company where I had much say in hiring, except if it was an internal hire and someone I knew applied and someone asked me how that person was. I still couldn’t make any choices on requirements and my say only went as far as my boss decided it did, and that was just once in about 25 years of work.

      Most of the time we either keep begging for more headcount and hear just maybes, or we get introduced to the new hire for a position we didn’t know was open.

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          The part where you implied many of us are? You said part of teams, so I took that to mean you meant part of teams that get new hires. If you meant only HR or recruiting people, then I don’t understand why your wording suggests it’s a significant portion of the people reading the post.

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              No, what would make you think I am? I do work in customer service (MSP, customer contact etc) so I tend to speak in a way that is trying to be less inflammatory, but I dunno why that would make you think I’m a bot. I just answered your question.

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                  Yeah, neurodivergents do that from time to time. Mine isn’t too bad usually with misunderstanding hyperbole and such, but I do have to still ask sometimes and occasionally miss jokes.

                  Edit I also thought you meant a bot instead of an actual robot…

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    Lost me on the snacks. No one this douchey would let your poor ass bring in Walmart snacks.

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      Oh…well I brought them chocolate covered espresso beans to help them focus on their studies. It always worked for me during my masters thesis. Anyway have fun tonight!! Byeeeee

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      Can’t afford snacks, but can afford to put locks on every cupboard, and then not be embarrassed when people see her prison kitchen?

      “Please write a rage-inducing story on the subject of…”

      “Sure! Great question!”