My favorite of these, which unfortunately I didn’t grow up there to experience it first hand, is that in Minnesota and Wisconsin some people call doing donuts in your car “whipping shitties”.

This has to be satire. TELL ME IT’S SATIRE!

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It honestly feels like they’re racing to destroy the planet as fast as possible like there’s a prize at the end.

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Actually at the time I commented, I only saw other people in the comments who thought the same. 🤷

Looks like AI to me.

Funny, I’m not bothered by Israeli death and suffering either. 🤷

Gen Z “men” voted for Trump because they’re racist sexist homophobic pieces of shit like their fathers are.

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Both are appropriate responses to the bullshit that is oven knobs.

I used to do that and I do still have a lot of music from that time on my computer, but somewhere along the line I stopped downloading music and just started listening to it on YouTube whenever I thought of something in particular.

No, just getting lied to by Alexa is all.

Reminds me of the time I lost an entire day to the fucking One Chip Challenge.

Dogs and cats can’t taste capsaicin, can mice?

Personally I could never get into the whole Spotify and Pandora thing. I want to listen to what I want to listen to and when I want to listen to it, without ridiculous restrictions and rules. YouTube has honestly been the far better choice for music for me.

Everything is made of chemicals.

I think it would be great to have an app that warns women about dangerous men. I don’t think it’s possible for that to exist though, it will ALWAYS be filled up by bitter people making things up so their ex has a harder time dating.

This has always been one of the top tier funniest meme images to me.