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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 days ago

Totally what I'll use it for

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Totally what I'll use it for

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 days ago
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  • AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Shai-hulud?!

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “Bless the User and His water. Bless the Coming and Skeeting of Him. May this passage drain His sword. May He always give the tool to His people, and they be worthy”.

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      shai-hulussy

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    Do they make these for, uh, small paws? I have a Maltese sized, uh, dog.

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      I was thinking this tentacles aren’t tight enough, um scrubby enough.

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        It looks very different at the angle laying down though.

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        There needs to be room for the, uh, cleaning liquid.

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        these*

        Learn basic spelling.

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    They’re cute and squishy at that age. But wait until they grow up and take over large sections of desert on Tatooine. “Whatcha doing step sarlacc??” 💀💯

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      damn they forgor 💀💀💀

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    Sarlaccussy

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    Those actually work incredibly well for their intended purpose.

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    I have a bit of a large paw myself.

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    Its the pawussy!

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    Macgyver that shit.

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      Attach it to a jackhammer

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        fuckingmachines.paw

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    Bought one of these and never use it. So much easier to just use baby wipes.

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    “What kind of dog you have?”

    “Dog?”

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    Did anyone else read “Pet Collection” “Large P” and stop reading anything else and immediately start making assumptions?

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