Alpha? Yeah giant alpha pussy.
- Same person…  
- These fucknuts work themselves into a panic over their own propaganda. - That said, I would have much preferred that the author of the article didn’t just mindlessly regurgitate his made up statistics and instead followed up with actual statistics. - Trump decides there should be a new reality that benefits him in some way. Then the marching orders get sent down through the party. Do whatever it takes to create this new reality. 
- *their - Thanks. Fixed. 
 
 
- DC police need to pull him over and give him a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt. - Probably driving around with no doors on the jeep, wearing flips flops and no seatbelt, talking about ‘I’m afraid of carjackers.’ Just stop with this nonsense MarkWayne. 
 
- Alright, please tell me how not wearing a seat belt helps in a carjacking in any way? - It’s actually incredibly helpful! For the carjackers. They can just pull you out instead of having to threaten you to unbuckle and then pull you out. It skips a whole step! 
- I don’t wear a seatbelt when I’m in DC and I’ve never been carjacked once…I just walk, take the metro and ride an occasional bus to get around. - So is not wearing a seat belt a euphemism for not driving? What a weird way to say that statement. - Not in the senator’s case. He was talking about how he drives himself, and doesn’t wear a seatbelt in his jeep in case he gets carjacked because he “doesn’t want to be slowed down.” - Because we’re all familiar with the scourge of carjackings that became murders when people took the 5 seconds to undo their seatbelts. 
- The implication is that I don’t have to worry about any of it because I just don’t drive in DC. Public transportation in DC is perfectly fine when there’s at least one functioning escalator. - Oh damn, sorry. I thought you were quoting him rather than expanding with your own experience. - Still not sure why the Senator in the post doesn’t wear a seat belt. 
 
 
 
- I can’t think of a scenario. It gives you time to put the car in reverse and knock them down with the open door. 
 
- Charles Darwin please take the wheel. 
- Sounds like a self-correcting problem to me. - Hopefully self-correcting. 
 
- Aren’t you more likely to get into a rear end collision than get carjacked? - infinitely. also, not having your seatbelt buckled makes you easier to carjack 
 
- Used to work with this fool who refused to wear a seat belt, but kept a gun in the glove-box “for protection”. - You can just shoot the car crash and then it can’t hurt you 
 
- My ex always refused to wear a seat belt in Ubers because it “helps prevent being abducted by sex traffickers”. He was a 6"3" 450lb black man. I don’t think the seat belt would have made much of a difference. - Apparently it was some nonsense he heard on TikTok. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the same. 
- In his defense, Sen. Markwayne Mullin is — and always has been — a gigantic coward with no respect for US law or his fellow Americans. He is genuinely scared of everything and everyone around him. 
- deleted by creator - Yup. That’s why he’s an alpha pussy. - Once more into the breach, - Unless you’re a teenage car jacker, - Then I’ll run like a lil bitch. 
- “We need to put the Warfighter first inside the DoD…” - Votes to confirm a TV personality as SecDef. 
 
- Apparently, Markwayne Mullin is named after his two uncles. My guess is one of those uncles is actually his dad. I don’t know which one, and neither did his mom. 
- So imagine that he IS car jacked. Someone presumably approaches his car and reveals a gun. - Does he… draw a gun every time someone approaches his car. - Draw a gun every time someone approaches his car while black - Use spider sense to figure out who the car jacker and shoot them first like John WIck - Have a 99% chance of being in a position wherein the thug has their gun drawn whilst he doesn’t ensuring the act of attempting to draw will result in him getting shot. - Obviously someone could car jack you with a knife or even just a threat of physical force with their fists if they caught you outside your car but once you are in the car and buckled up I would assume short of a gun you would literally just lock the door and drive. If you are worried about being physically dragged out of your car the seatbelt would actually help. - Also most car jackings involve the bad guys actually approaching the car. If you DID want to do “something” the something would be shooting them. - Is he imagining jumping out with his fists of fury and chasing the fleeing thug and anticipating the belt slowing him down? - Nah, he keeps the seat belt off to run like a bitch. 
 
- Bet he doesn’t fear getting jacked on the DL by dudes on grinder though 







