You’re better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth
I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.
Oh no, without a bra, the horror!
PUT ON TEETH?!
look a mr two tooth spuckler here
Fuck Amazon. Corporate scum
This is too accurate, but Golem probably looks happier then I do.
Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief
until someone is fr stealing your package xdd
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
💯
Full Goblin Mode.
In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.
xddd fr
