Fake he lasers off his toe nails. You think any earth metal could cut Superman’s nails? Gafaw
I think there was a comic where kryptonite based grooming tools were shown.
Lolz I was just guessing and being a dork. I guess that’s interesting though.
No, 99% of the time, it’s laser vision. But kryptonite did show up once or twice.
I distinctly remember some rendition of Superman where they showed him “shaving” by reflecting his laser/heat vision off of a mirror.
You think he does this for his asshole hair?
What did superman’s hair do to you?
Damn, is that some kryptonite toe clipper?
Alright, I’ll be the pedantic dick commenter and say: if Superman had toenail clippers capable of cutting through his nails, they wouldn’t shoot off at insane speeds. Either the material of the clippers would just be crushed in his grasp, or they’re made of some fantastical material that can withstand the forces needed and can cut them. There’s no scenario where the trimmings shoot off like this
Disagree. Yes, normal clippers would just bend and break but let’s say the clippers are from Krypton (maybe some basic accessories were in the space pod he was send it or whatever) and can in fact cut his toenails. When a normal human cuts his toenails those will sometimes shoot off and fly a meter or two. The joke is that for forces involved in cutting Superman’s toenails are so big that the clipping would take down an airplane. I think the “shoot off with huge energy” part is in fact possible. I don’t think that a tiny piece of really dense matter traveling at huge velocity would cause this kind of damage though. It would be more like a bullet, passing straight through and leaving a tiny hole behind. Or exploding and leaving a crater if the thing it hits is also really dense I guess.
Why they so yellow Clark
It seems not even superman can escape toenail fungus
I rate it 3/5. If it had some twintowers the score would double
