Oh yeah!

So he calls the parents’ cell phones from the house phone.

Depending on your gender you’re heteroflexible or homoflexible

“Built in Washington state” key bit of info there

Y’all, elect me President. I’d go to ALL the intelligence meetings.

We already know he lies, so the only reason to share what he says is if you want him to remain influential.

Or that batteries don’t actually work like that

“So many people too cure”

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If any republicans read this, they’ll think “of course the enemy wouldn’t want us to have a strong leader” and that will just reinforce their delusion