The Brain is insane, Pinky is the true genius. We only think it’s the other way around because the POV is The Brain’s.
The one time they listened to pinky, they were successful btw
NARF!!
There was a kid in high school who almost got suspended because he kept on yelling this at random times.
At this fucking point, I’m willing to hear Marvin the goddamn Martian’s platform and think he may be on to something with his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
He has a solid platform based on earth shattering kabooms.
“we’ll get wid of the taxes and waise the tawiffs. Beautiful tawiffs, the best ones… some people - good people - say. We’ll call it tawiff season, uhuhuh!”
I heard that NASA upgraded the likelihood of Earth being hit by an asteroid and I thought to myself…that might not be so bad.
They downgraded it again after taking more observations.
Great. So we’re stuck like this?
Unfortunately, it seems that way unless we can find another rock headed this way.
I wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.
Wasnt their plan to take over Chia-Earth, since they destroyed the original earth?
The episode where Bill Clinton is the first 347th term president and Canada Nukes America is starting to look too close to reality nowadays.
Time to invest in some shiny pants.
It’s not for nothing that Dems have a current approval of 20%
The only reason for that is that people are fed up with Democratic feckless spinelessness. It should never be interpreted that people are flocking to MAGA as an alternative. If the Dems got their shit together, and had some strong and courageous leadership, they could easily take back the power.
Yesterday I was watching Schiff on one of the political shows, and he acknowledged that the Dems had been moving slowly and carefully, so as to not upset the citizens. Then MAGA came along, and proved that Americans would respond well to “bold” action. It sound like he may have learned a lesson by that.
The time to show that bold action was the day after Biden’s inauguration, when they should have rounded up HitlerPig and his henchmen, and shipped them to Gitmo for extended interrogation. If they’d done that, MAGA could have been purged from our government by now, with little to no violence.
Instead, he appointed the weakest Republican in history to be AG, who dragged his feet, giving HitlerPig a two year head start to run out the clock.
NOW they are understanding the need for bold action, now that their meekness has allowed treasonous Nazis to take over our government, and it is almost surely going to take years of ferocious violence and the deaths of thousands to get it back.
