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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Florida ounces

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Florida ounces

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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    Smartest person in Florida.

    • AreaKode@lemmy.world
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      They self-actualized upon leaving the state. I’m telling you, that place is contaminated.

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        One big SCP containment zone. But it’s leaking too much and fucking up the whole country.

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          Fun fact: D-class personnel are sourced predominantly from Florida

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    reading this on voyager was a trip

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      Dawg I was like how tf did a Lemmy post get 48k votes.

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      i miss apollo every day

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    As always, just a great unit of measure.

    • Is called “fluid weight”, but is actually a unit of volume. All liquids have the same density right?
    • An “imperial fl.oz.” is ~28.41mL
    • A “US customary fl.oz.” is ~29.57mL
    • A “US food labeling fl.oz.” is 30mL

    Also found out that you have “liquid pints” and “dry pints” as well, for some reason.

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      Teaspoons and tablespoons do the same thing. A US customary teaspoon (found very often in cooking recipes, a set of measuring spoons is extremely basic kit in an American kitchen) is something like 4.98mL, a tablespoon is 3 teaspoons. So you’ll find a lot of products especially medicines and such diluted for dosing at 5 and 15mL, to be extremely close to a tea- or tablespoon. Because if you need to give your child a dose of dimetapp at 3 in the morning and don’t have the little measuring cup that those come with, you’ve got your kitchen measuring spoons.

      A fluid ounce is two tablespoons.

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    Maybe there are stupid questions. :P

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      No; stupid questions!

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        Oh! They got this all screwed up.

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      deleted by creator

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    Every time I see “NSFW” my brain goes “New South Fucking Wales”. Help.

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      That could be an ad campaign for NSW, genius

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      National Science Foundation, Wow

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    Americans will go so far that one day they will come back to the metric system

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    The Florida Oblast should be proud of their high school graduates and education system.

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      Are you saying they aren’t?

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    You can’t convert them. Fluid ounces are volume. Regular ounces are weight (which isn’t quite the same as mass, though they’re used interchangeably on earth).

    1 fl oz = 1 oz when the substance is water (at slightly above freezing). Any other substance would involve a specific mass factor.

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    Damn, I’m old enough to remember this post the first time it happened on Reddit. I laughed about this poor fool all day. Good times.

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    It’s how you measure your Kentucky Jelly.

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    Also everytime I see “lbs” I will always read it as “L B S” separately by default. I forget how did libera become pound.

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      I read it as “lubs”

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        I read it as ullbs. leading shwa sound, like “bulbs” without the b.

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    It’s not Florida Australia?

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    What is this front-end?

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    Acthually, all Florida ounces have an extra two grams in them as ordered by Desantis. It is called the “dealer’s ounce” and they throw a little extra in to show you they care.

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