The Oatmeal
I was told this, because I’m a problem solver. So I stopped solving problems. Now my life is so much simpler and I only solve my problems.
it’s great. fuck everyone else.
I completely relate. I think that’s just part of maturing in general. I’d modify that a bit though. “Fuck everyone else” is too dismissive. You’ve got to take others into account. If you don’t, you are absolutely part of the problem
damn i forgot the oatmeal existed
He’s kind of off the deep end, ever since he started peddling NFC’s.
I missed this and a quick search came up empty.
Gotta link?You mean NFTs?
I don’t want to be the turd in the punch bowl here, but I don’t think that solution would really be all that helpful in this situation anyway.
Worth a try, sharks are attracted to distressed/weakened movements, like an ungainly human trying to swim.
But you’re probably right, they’ve turned up already, they’d probably take a bite just for the sake of politeness at this point
Hmmm? You put the life saver over your head and around your torso and then the people on the boat pull you out of the water. It’s pretty much his only chance: get out of the water before a shark attacks.
If you lounge on top of it with your head, arms, and feet out of the water, maybe they would only eat your ass?
they aren’t goblin sharks
Get it, because women, am i right?
I think the roles are stereotypically reversed
Is that’s what’s going on? It was a bit too subtle and nuanced, went right over my head.
Boomer humor
Problem solvers get shit on in all age groups, friend. Tons of people of all ages have serious trouble admitting they need help.
Nah, I think this flows through the ages. Maybe that makes me a boomer
Boomer is a mindset. You too can be a boomer*!
*Except for the wealth, that is.
I’d like to hear an explanation for why you think this.
People talk like they think they’re gonna win and look awesome when they say this.
It’s taking more work every day to keep my mind open to the possibility.
