Assuming it was federal minimum wage of $7.25/hr and he was working 60 hour weeks with 20 hours of time and a half pay at $10.875 it would take exactly 9,149,826 years working 3120 hours a year for a total of 28,547,457,120 hours worked. Or if satan is nice and lets him have more time off and jeff only has to work 40 hours a week then he will have to work 15,994,695 years or a total of 33,268,965,600 hours. If only hell were real so billionaires could be adequately punished.
This isn’t right - this all assumes he gets to keep his money. Now take $1500/month in rent, $200 in food, SS, sales tax, etc.
He has to build up his wealth with post-tax, post-rent money made using minimum wage. Hope he likes rice and lentils
Gotta cap him on the hours every few weeks too. Don’t want him hitting full-time status.
So, basically, we’re just living in hell right now.
First time?
Yep. Not a fan and I have some comments and suggestions, if I may?
We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes and hold times. Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order in which it was received
Can I get some music while I wait?? 🧐
Turns out Nickelback went to hell and they have to continuously perform for eternity to operate hell’s hold music, so, you can listen to something while you wait. If you hit 2 you get Jessica Black’s Friday on repeat but you can’t go back, so choose carefully
👍 (adding another suggestion to the list)
A poorly ripped, grainy low quality mp3 that sounds vaguely like a song you heard once in some kind of office elevator plays, that is 23 seconds long, but is looped for a 30 second timer, then theres an unnaturally long pause before the “your call is important to us” message plays, completing a 1 minute time cycle.
The music starts again.
You, sir, (or madam) deserve a drafty spot in hell
And, it should be treated like a loan, with the interest frontloaded.
Don’t forget inflation on top of all that!
$200/week in food. Also through in gas money for his area.
Lol I saw someone do the math where he was only allowed to keep a penny a day. I mean I don’t think you need to pay rent of eat in hell. You probably just get tortured non stop after doing some awful grueling repetitive work like breaking rocks. That’s better than he deserves.
Pretty telling that they’re depending on their money to save them from death
Luke 12:16b-21
The land of a rich man produced plentifully, and he thought to himself, ‘What shall I do, for I have nowhere to store my crops?’ And he said, ‘I will do this: I will tear down my barns and build larger ones, and there I will store all my grain and my goods. And I will say to my soul, “Soul, you have ample goods laid up for many years; relax, eat, drink, be merry.”’ But God said to him, ‘Fool! This night your soul is required of you, and the things you have prepared, whose will they be?’ So is the one who lays up treasure for himself and is not rich toward God.
Yup. These people don’t change, because humanity hasn’t, and these cancerous tumors appear here and then. 🤷
Surah Al-Humaza describes it too: “Woe to every slanderer, backbiter. He thinks that his wealth will make him eternal. Never! He will be thrown into the Destroyer.”
Haven’t gotten that far in the Qur’an yet lol
Seems like you know what’s up regardless. 😉
Why wait until he’s dead? In my world, he can start this regimen tomorrow.
You have my vote
No overtime. We’re going to slap the word “Manager” in his title so he doesn’t qualify.
Chief Executive Manager of Sanitation Operations a.k.a. the one fucking janitor in an endlessly big hospital. Have fun Jeffy
Your calculations are gross income. He should also have to pay Satan his tax, as well as pay for food and housing. With all that, he would have very little saved and take much longer.
Nah he should only get part time employment with hours that constantly change for no reason.
24/7 manual bull semen extraction at minimum wage for servers tips allowed but only acceptable tips are bull semen.
Elon: “Do I get to start with a few million like on Earth?”
Computer says no 👍
The computer is unfortunately down, you will need to call our toll free line to get in touch with a live representative…. After being queued through our patent pending AI filtration system (hosted by Amazon web services!) to properly sort your query all before sitting on hold listening to Nickleback and Benson Boone songs on shuffle/repeat
You’re enjoying this waaaaay too much… Kinda sus
Whatever do you mean friendly fellow hooman 🤖
This makes me wish hell was real.
Unfortunately i only Cropped the crop😖
If we assume Hell isn’t real and dead people don’t exist, it means we’ll have to create our own justice.
But since billionaires are pretty consistent tyrants (exceptions exist, but they’re rare) we should just have an intervention after the tenth million.
Then the additonal money in circulation can be used to post-scarcity up our society so that everyone gets a burger and a milkshake whenever they want one.
Thankfully, hell is real and the vast majority of billionaires are going there.
Matthew 19:24
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.
You missed the best part where christ is being asked how to achieve salvation and he answers basically sell all your possessions and donate all of the money from them to the poor then you will know righteousness.
But yeah, christ was jewish and most orthodox jews don’t believe in hell. Hell became a punishment within the myth of judaism after Alexander the great Hellenized the levant and greek culture mixed in so the concept of Haedes integrated into the myth. Before this as is said in genesis the punishment for sin was just death and really within the adam and eve creation myth eve’s consumption of the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil was not only a tool of misogyny to blame it on women but also just the vehicle to explain why human beings die.
But hell is the most illogical idea of what happens after we die because science has already proven all matter and energy are recycled to maintain equilibrium so reincarnations is a far more likely reality than eternal suffering by a petty being that is supposed to love his creation but also abuses us worse than the wife in an arranged marriage during the eighteenth century
You missed the best part where christ is being asked how to achieve salvation and he answers basically sell all your possessions and donate all of the money from them to the poor then you will know righteousness.
Incredibly based.
But yeah, christ was jewish and most orthodox jews don’t believe in hell.
Orthodox judaism and the Judaism that Christ followed are completely different religions.
But hell is the most illogical idea of what happens after we die because science
Our idea of science is only regarding the material world.
Well quantum mechanics are a little bit beyond the material and in reality many of the principles of science transcend into other scientific disciplines so it makes most sense that the spiritual/ non corporeal/ extra dimensional realm(s) would have similar constraints. But whatever you want to believe/ whatever makes you comfortable and or happy.
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