Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?
Come check it out, it won’t even flush.
SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE
Always upvote poop knife
They probably aren’t thinking about it. Classic case of the Spotlight Effect. No one actually cares.
Just tell em you were doing blow
While you took a shit?
Doing it after, and off of, the shit.
nobody even knows you are there
Either they think you were on your phone or the water was still brown after the first flush.
Hell, my coworkers brag about it.
That’s what the others are talking/laughing about. They can probably smell it.
So many people poop shy in this thread… It’s fine, that’s what bathrooms are for.
one if my buddies will loudly ask his gf if she just took a fat shit after she comes out of the bathroom. no matter if its even for 1 minute. its hilarious everytime
If I ever get a girlfriend I’m going to use this all the time
another good one i learned from a guy i knew in high school, whenever she bends down make a very loud fart sound with your mouth. hilarious 😂
Dude is all class. I now have new life goals.
Give a shit, don’t take a shit
Well he clearly gives a shit about taking a shit.
As someone with crohns disease this one hits hard.
