I got onboard the bidet train during the Covid lockdown. Simple to add on at my apartment. It was my #1 request when I moved to my GF’s house. We replaced the whole toilet with the upgrades.
Yup. Same. Feels way better. It’s just like taking a shower after every dump.
Yay, bidet!
“Hey, if some caked-up mud pie got on your face, would you just wipe it off with a dry piece of tissue and call it a day? No! You’d wash it. So why is your butthole any different?” - Detective Allen Gamble, ‘The Other Guys’
Bottle of water. Wash with hand.
So, maybe I’m missing something here, but bidets don’t seem all that great? Everyone on the internet is always proclaiming life changing experiences with these things. However, when I recently used them they don’t seem to do very much. My butthole is still poopy and when I wipe to dry my ass the toilet paper tears.
You need to use the power washer setting. Takes the paint right off the wall…
Had my first experience of a bidet in Japan but not just that, the toilet seat was heated too, that was my first dump after landing
That’s what I love about mine. Automatic lid raise and lower as you walk in, heated ring and water, (both adjustable temp), air dry, (again heated), and charcoal filtered air filtration to minimize the stench from that drive through burrito.
It’s the posh life. Very nearly the equal to having your own chamberlain.
Humm, I see you enjoy Toto. The king of home Bidets!
God bless the rains down in Africa.
I’ve brought bidets awesomeness in groups before.
It is immediately apparent who is “in the club” and who is not.
I read Biden 😢
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Why are you using a French dude in the pictures when everyone knows they don’t use bidets?
I was literally getting my ass sprayed when I opened this meme.
Check out this dude/dudette, having sex while on the internet!
Soon. Soon.
Clean butt club!
I love spraying flecks of poo all over the handle so the next guy touches my poo flecks, very euro sanitary
24/7, Orchard fresh, my dude. I’ve OPTIONS.
Stop kidding yourself
Missed opportunity on “Stop skidding yourself”.
Remember you don’t have to clean your whole ass. You just have to clean your ass’s hole.
I wash my bum with liquid soap and my ass smells like strawberries all day. Hell yeah bidets
