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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago
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    deleted by creator

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      Don’t put the gun within reach of the printer, come on

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        I keep it in a voice activated safe plugged into the 110

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      That printer is a 2000’s HP LaserJet

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        FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

        I will bulk purchase grey-market bootleg toner from shady overseas websites before I go back to a inkjet…

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          If you’re lucky it might be cut with something cheaper like pure cocaine

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            It’s fine, you only ever need to replace it like once a decade or so

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      I think of this often

      https://github.com/dylanaraps

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