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  • With depravity I break laws of gravity

    Blast past the atmosphere to the last frontier

    I go boldly through space and time

    The sky’s the limit, but they’re limiting the sky

    I break orbit by habit

    I ignite satellites and leave rings round the planets

    A flying ace like that beagle

    Nevertheless this alien remains illegal

    Cause their discovery don’t cover me, the immigrants

    Been left in the cold to grow old and disintegrate

    Discriminate against the distant and disclaim this

    Cause small minds can’t see past Uranus

    But I shun their rays, cause stun’s just a phase

    And my odyssey runs in 2001 ways

    And I can see clearly now like Hubble

    Shoved off the shuttle, here’s my rebuttal It’s a planet

    Who do you represent? I represent the smallest planet

    Attorney in this tourney versus those who tried to ban it

    If you don’t agree, go see Interplanet Janet

    Cause the sun is star, like Pluto is planet

    So lend me all your ears and let me state my case

    About all the types of satellites we must embrace

    Cause like parents’ great-grandparents

    This planet was an immigrant; to deport it’s an offense

    It’s an upstanding member of the solar system

    Apply the laws of Earth and make it a victim

    Of Proposition 187

    When Pluto spawns a moon it will apply to the heavens

    I’ll damn thee like Judas of Iscariot

    If you demote this mote remote to affiliate

    It’s like taking ET’s custody from Elliot

    Support your Lilliput, 'cause simply put

    Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

    Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

    Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

    Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

    Do it

    For the

    Children

    If not for yourself

    Pluto

    Is a

    2 Skinnee J’s - Pluto








  • They don’t have concrete plans. This Iran War bullshit illustrates that.

    They’re evil, but they’re also incompetent. The one thing Trump wants more than anything is to punish his enemies. He has had control of the DOJ for a year and a half, is already on his second AG, and hasn’t successfully jailed any of his political opponents. The best they’ve done is get some financial settlement out of John Bolton. There are hundreds of high profile Democrats, lawyers, media figures, etc. that Trump and his supporters want in prison or executed, but they can’t get it done.

    It’s hard to steal elections. It takes competence and the ability to execute complex plans. They don’t have the requisite human capital. Trump has caused a catastrophic brain drain on the right.