• mrsemi@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    https://youtu.be/kK0KPuH32mc

    Take a lesson from space

    They say “Pluto’s not a planet”

    Do you think that Pluto gives a shit?

    Pluto is not gonna quit

    'Cause Pluto can take a hit

    And Pluto knows what Pluto is

    And Pluto knows that Pluto’s

    Hot shit!

    And you know Pluto knows it

    I won’t ever be a planet, it don’t matter, 'cause I know that I’m still

    Hot shit!

    And you’re hot shit too, so get out of your brain and just do what you’re supposed to do!

    Hot shit!

    And you know Pluto knows it

    Expect some fuckin’ magic from the Dwarf Planet

    Hot shit!

    And you’re hot shit too, so get out of your way and just do what you were born to do!

    • Starik@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      With depravity I break laws of gravity

      Blast past the atmosphere to the last frontier

      I go boldly through space and time

      The sky’s the limit, but they’re limiting the sky

      I break orbit by habit

      I ignite satellites and leave rings round the planets

      A flying ace like that beagle

      Nevertheless this alien remains illegal

      Cause their discovery don’t cover me, the immigrants

      Been left in the cold to grow old and disintegrate

      Discriminate against the distant and disclaim this

      Cause small minds can’t see past Uranus

      But I shun their rays, cause stun’s just a phase

      And my odyssey runs in 2001 ways

      And I can see clearly now like Hubble

      Shoved off the shuttle, here’s my rebuttal It’s a planet

      Who do you represent? I represent the smallest planet

      Attorney in this tourney versus those who tried to ban it

      If you don’t agree, go see Interplanet Janet

      Cause the sun is star, like Pluto is planet

      So lend me all your ears and let me state my case

      About all the types of satellites we must embrace

      Cause like parents’ great-grandparents

      This planet was an immigrant; to deport it’s an offense

      It’s an upstanding member of the solar system

      Apply the laws of Earth and make it a victim

      Of Proposition 187

      When Pluto spawns a moon it will apply to the heavens

      I’ll damn thee like Judas of Iscariot

      If you demote this mote remote to affiliate

      It’s like taking ET’s custody from Elliot

      Support your Lilliput, 'cause simply put

      Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

      Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

      Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

      Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

      Do it

      For the

      Children

      If not for yourself

      Pluto

      Is a

      2 Skinnee J’s - Pluto