Chuck: So it’s a shot of me holding two Uzis and I’m wearing all jeans with my chest and arms showing being all sweaty and intense, you know something for the ladies.

Photographer: Erm, women don’t really go for that Chuck, stereotypically they want intimacy and sensuality.

Chuck: Ok? But it’s for the fellas too right? It’s got guns AND muscles!

Photographer: sigh …let’s just get this over with Chuck.