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buzz@piefed.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 天前

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits affair, board to launch investigation

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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits affair, board to launch investigation

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buzz@piefed.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 天前
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    Just an affair? C’mon headline, it’s not every day we find out a billionaire and CEO has fallen for a foreign honeypot espionage operation

    • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world
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      “Honeypot operation” but it is selling billions in dollars of graphics cards

      • djdarren@piefed.social
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        So five 5090s?

        • youmaynotknow@lemmy.zip
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          4 5090s next January 🤨

      • credo@lemmy.world
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        I mean…

        Tell me lover, when is your next secret shipment leaving the warehouse?

        Probably should have tipped him off.

    • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Well, at least it wasn’t one involving anybody underaged, which in this day and age is actually pretty good for billionaire CEOs.

    • 1984@lemmy.today
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      Its like 1 day when Trump idiocracy isn’t dominating the news. Since he needs constant attention, I’m sure there is a tweet building…

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      deleted by creator

  • MrSelfDestruct@reddthat.com
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    He probably thought his shitty jacket was the reason he was getting pussy.

    • EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world
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      That and the fact that he’s a billionaire.

      • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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        That’s the joke.

        • cabbage@piefed.social
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          The joke is that it was a Chinese spy. 🙃

          • huquad@lemmy.ml
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            The joke is Jensen Huang

          • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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            6 天前

            Because he is a billionaire and CEO.

            • ExLisperA
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              Because he can send sanctioned GPUs to China. His personal wealth has little to do with it.

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    If AI is so great, he could have avoided all this drama by just getting an AI mistress. What’s up with that Huang?

    • MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl
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      OOOoooOOO, Jensen Huang-san.

    • BillionaireStew@lemmy.world
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      If AI is so great

      How come the AI did not warn him the mistress was a spy?

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    “What is the charge? Eating a meal?  A succulent Chinese meal?”

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      Apparently it was some kind of credit card fraud. They didnt have to do him so dirty like that, at least let him finish his succulent meal.

      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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        He was completely innocent, he was a victim of identity theft essentially.

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          He was innocent of the crime they accused him of at the time, but he was a fraudster.

        • BonesawIsReady@lemmy.world
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          Oh my god the plot thickens! That makes me happy tho lol

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    Guess he got…

    sunglasses

    Huang out to dry.

    YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

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      • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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        Shut up wisley?

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        Hey come and on, two Huangs don’t make a right.

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    Are you really going to keep that jacket on in bed?

    Yes.

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      It’s his security blanket.

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    Huang’s wang burst the AI bubble

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    He’s now famous not only for his leather jacket but also for having let her jack it.

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    Who would’ve thought a country run by Pooh Bear would be so skilled at using honeypots.

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      I’d rather pooh bear than a narcissistic pedophilic rapist war criminal who wants to fuck his own daughter, but who am I to judge?

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      Hunny pots.

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    now he finally can really get into trump’s inner circle…

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      She isn’t a child, but a Chinese spy. Though I’m sure he’s already plenty experienced in that area, too.

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        Though I’m sure he’s already plenty experienced in that area, too.

        Like Mao Zedong.

    • thinkingofyouihaveananxietydisorder@quokk.au
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      he was already a billionaire dude. you think he started off fucking employed adults?

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    Board investigation:

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    That jacket got him laid.

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      He also has a really nice oven.

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    You know in 5th grade I too went through a leather jacket phase. Really cool bomber jacket style that I got at a thrift store. But when I grew out of it I didn’t replace it with a new one and make that my entire personality.

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    Shout out to the book Red Tide by M. P. Woodward. It’s a military thriller where one of the main plot points is a Chinese spy seducing the son of the CEO of a semiconductor manufacturer, in order to export AI chips to China. The book was published last year. The author worked in naval intelligence, so I guess there may have been rumors about this scenario before…

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    Can’t be fired but can’t be trusted either. I’m sure he’s smart but if you’re going to have an affair as the head of an industry the US desperately wants to keep away from the Chinese, maybe don’t have one with a Chinese national? And certainly not a Chinese national that is the head of a Chinese company that wants the technology the US desperately wants to keep them from having.

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      What makes you so sure he’s smart?

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