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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

heard! now do the floor splatter....

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heard! now do the floor splatter....

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Janx@piefed.social
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    9 hours ago

    You folks don’t use a poop harness mounted to the ceiling? One you get good at aiming, there’s hardly any splatter at all!

  • Inucune@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    …now, let’s discuss the sink.

  • cadekat@pawb.social
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    Close seat and lid. It’s cleaner and equally annoying to everyone.

    • Stache_@lemmy.ml
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      I know right? Why is there a lid if no one uses it? Keep that poo water in the bowl where it belongs when you flush

      • goober@lemmy.world
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        Also keeps you from dropping stuff into the toilet. Plus you can set things on it which is useful in small bathrooms with little counter space

      • MBech@feddit.dk
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        The poo water spraying everywhere doesn’t matter though. Your immunesystem evolved to live in much much dirtier environments. Shit, I bet most people on this site has licked an ass once or twice, and they didn’t die.

        • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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          There are some horny nasty fucks here.

    • ExLisperA
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      Decades of pointless fights and stupid jokes while the problem was easily solvable from day one.

    • danc4498@lemmy.world
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      Keeps the cats out

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        cats falling in the toilet is like half of my entertainment tho

        • danc4498@lemmy.world
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          Cats drinking toilet water and tracking toilet water all over the house is less entertaining.

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            17 hours ago

            only the cats use that toilet, so it doesn’t bug me

  • Axolotl.cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I don’t get this, are you just so entitled or would you prefer he pees while the sit is down so it becames filthy?

    Anyway, the solution is clear: normalize to sit to pee dammit

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      I think the joke is just “haha wife/husband bad”, which doesn’t really scan with our generation

    • MBech@feddit.dk
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      But I don’t always want to sit to pee. I prefer standing up unless I’m tired or hung over.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        17 hours ago

        the clear solution is to drink more

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        Cool, then you clean the room.

        • MBech@feddit.dk
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          I’m a grown man, of course I clean the bathroom. And sometimes my wife does too, because we share the chores like grown people who aren’t afraid of a bit of urine while cleaning.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    What if someone has Hulk urethra?

  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    If you don’t sit down to pee at home you’re a twat. It’s the manliest thing you can do. Anf it’s much much easier to clean

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      I don’t care if you want to splatter all over the bathroom that you have to clean. I DO care if you splatter over the bathroom that I have to clean.

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  • halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works
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    yeah as a woman, I don’t get this complaint. I’d prefer a closed lid and also just don’t pee on the toilet seat. My husband was “trained” by others to not leave the toilet seat up and it’s just annoying and gross for me.

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    Is this really only about putting down the seat or also about inevitably making a mess when you pee standing up?

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