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Check your kingdom’s laws. Necromancy checkpoints are unconstitutional unless the king has declared a state of undeath.
The fourth amendment decrees that necromancy checkpoints shal have advanced public announcement by the town crier.
the real error was letting him near your pocket dimension without a warrant from the high elven magistrate
Sounds like they had too many mana potions at the necropolis.
Why is there not a goth bar called The Necropolis
Edit: it’s in Prague https://www.instagram.com/necropolisprague/
You gon love Slains in Aberdeen.
If only I drank and traveled.
You gon love Slains in Aberdeen
If you force yourself to ignore the meaning and that languages exist at all, this really feels good in the mouth.
They’ll put you in Prism for a few centuries for that, if they can catch you.
This is fire lmfao
A trick many necromancers seem to miss completely: everyone has a skeleton. You can animate them. It is very difficult to oppose anyone when your skeleton isn’t cooperating with you.
Though it isn’t for the faint of heart (think about what happens when someone’s muscles and tendons want bones to go one way but the skeleton uses bone magic to go a different way. Obviously bone magic wins), and I would not suggest casting this in front of a druid, paladin, barbarian, ranger, or cleric. It’s also risky in front of a lot of warriors, rogues, monks, and even sorcerers and wizards. And while it has never made a bard turn on me, every single one of them has disappeared by the next morning.
It’s more fun adventuring with a group of fleshies but awkward situations like that are why I generally just make my own party when I feel like adventuring or taking control of a region.
And indeed your actions did you credit, sir - such affrontery from the hired help is intolerable!
Remember, when the guardsmen are protecting a brutal ruler you don’t need many people to ambush their convoys and share their loot with the poor.
