SCIENCE

Is that the Inception cafe?

Friendly reminder to not give your free labor to the grocery conglomerate - make them check you out, always (teehee but rly tho)

I’ll never forget watching that episode with my (non-mormon) friend, his (fresh-convert) brother, and said brother’s (raised mormon) girlfriend. After the episode ended we naturally wanted their opinions on it, and girl straight up said -and this is verbatim- “It was pretty close. Joseph Smith didn’t read from under a hat, it was more of a shawl, but otherwise it was good”

Speechless.

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Holy crap are you telling me that if I impregnate 17 women at once I can have a kid in an hour? What’s all this hubub about population decline hop to it people!

https://sh.itjust.works/c/nosafetysmokingfirst

I hear you, even if schipelblorp didn’t

My old boss once said that he was soooo pissed that his annual bonus was only 4k this year, they really screwed him

in a 17 person meeting where he was the only one that gets a bonus

Create machines create machines create machine create

B.etter O.ff with S.omething E.lse

I don’t remember if it was a comedian or who/where I heard this but someone once likened depression and outsiders talking about it to an asthmatic.

Why are you depressed? Just do things that make you happy - there’s so much joy in the world just go get some!

What do you mean you have asthma? There’s plenty of air like, right here, just breathe it!

F’n sick I love learning new things

YoU wOuLdNt DoWnLoAd A sInGuLaRiTy

Project Gemini (not related to google)

Wait, you guys are selling penis mightiers?

Roses are red Violets are red Poppies are red Oh fuck the garden is on fire again

"… Finally, they will delete and/or stop selling and sharing any non-exempt information about you that matches their records. "

And/Or

Nameless “Exempt” information doesn’t qualify

Sigh.