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Turtles with a half chub!
I think ‘chodes’ might be a better description. We don’t want to get done for false advertising.
I’d argue that they’re sold in a flaccid state and they’re grow-ers, not show-ers.
FFS I had cornichons in my packed lunch THANK YOU FOR NOTHING.
Why ruin pickles like this?
You’ve improved pickles for me, thanks
You’ve ruined pickles for me, thanks.
You’re welcome, if you’re not completely convinced, check out the bonus video I just edited into the post… Thanks for stopping by!
It’s funny if you don’t know chelonian penises are nightmare fuel.
