deadmyk@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 days agoshe has risen!lemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1448
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minus-squareDoomsider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·16 days agoFor anyone that doesn’t know: She was killed two times and resurrected the same day thus blowing Jesus out of the water when it comes to miracles.
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·16 days agoShe wasn’t even really that close to death. They accidentally gave her subcutaneous injections instead of intravenous. They couldn’t even kill her arm. Edit: i mean her heart never stopped.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 days agoShe wasn’t killed twice. She was incompetently squirted in twice. Stop with the fake news, Mr. Trump.
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·16 days agoI think you should find a different verb there.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·16 days agoI made my choice.
For anyone that doesn’t know:
She was killed two times and resurrected the same day thus blowing Jesus out of the water when it comes to miracles.
She wasn’t even really that close to death. They accidentally gave her subcutaneous injections instead of intravenous. They couldn’t even kill her arm.
Edit: i mean her heart never stopped.
She wasn’t killed twice. She was incompetently squirted in twice. Stop with the fake news, Mr. Trump.
I think you should find a different verb there.
I made my choice.
I admire a person with conviction.
Gross