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I was literally thinking earlier today about this meme and how I haven’t seen it in a god’s age. That first half of it with his tongue sticking out always made me laugh.
This was around the time of the lolcats, and of the icanhazcheezburger website, too.
I feel so old.
Wow haven’t seen this one in a long time. Probably one of the earliest I remember
Ca. 2006. It’s 20 years old now!
This and the original dozen or so lolcats
sweaty
😙👌
I often think about Kyle Broflovski’s father, sitting down with a nice glass of red wine, cracking his knuckles to troll the shit out of the internet
I had this saved from 2017 apparently
I barely save memes lol
We need a count bot on lemmy
To have it count what?
This is from countwithchickenlady, every post has to increase the number by one and a bot has to delete everything else
It took me so long to see the r/ name in the image lol
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I saw a very cool spider today
spider spoiler tag for the arachnophobic ^ - ^
Tap for spoiler
spider spider!
that is a very cool spider :)
thank ya! :3
No need, I have bugs in my house to look at
It’s okay, I have bugs in my code to look at. 🥲
Sometimes its fun to keep them around, its like gathering bug-friends irl!
🖕 👱 🐛💤👔🐛 ⛽ 👢 ⚡ 8=👊=D💦 🎸 🌂 👢 👢How mad could he possibly be mid-orgasm?
Hate-fucking is a real thing.
Girl in highschool broke my heart in ways that crippled me emotionally for 8 years.
Met back up randomly (I was happy being a stoner frying wings) when she was married and dude was beating her. Finger-shaped bruises on her neck and all.
Upturned my whole life to pay for her a way out. Got sober, left my job for a real one, had her take my place at the job I was leaving so she’d have her own income.
It wasn’t a thing for me, it was a plan to get her out and in her own place that I’d supplement.
After all that, she said she was leaving the state instead of the plan we agreed to. I kissed her and we had angry relations.
It didn’t change her mind, but she did say many things that fixed my mental hangup. So much so when she called me from jail I declined the call.
Sounds rough
Im somewhat of a hate-fucking enjoyer myself tho for me its a different situation. I think there are different relationship goals you can have but nothing is more raw and unadulterated than sleeping with someone who youre jealous of or annoys you for some reason and vice-versa. As for a personal example, i hate pickme girls and “tiktok girls™” but just fucking out of spite was, you know, very uncontrolled. I guess its the physical attraction you have towards a person while not liking them that can elevate the experience, but ince again in a long term relationship this wouldnt work, its more like fuckbuddies.
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is that supposed to look like brown sugar frosted mini wheats or am I just stoned
idk are your brown sugar frosted mini wheats made with inferior copper and when you tried to return them your servant was insulted?
Both can be true. Though I think the norm back then was more “giant earthen pots of room-temperature beer.”
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
right? like I swear sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
Ohh! Wait, you’ve never seen the Ea-Nasir memes before?
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints.
When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen.
Tumblr found this and decided to immortalize this asshole in memes.
Had to fix a bit of this:
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints. When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen. But the most important thing everyone needs to consider though, is how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
Haven’t seen this in forever. Thank you for keeping the old magic alive.
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I have seen them! I was just stoned 😅
😄Well, glad you were having a good time. Roll one for those of us in the prohibition states. 🌲
Hahaha will do!
“If you want it, take it. If you don’t want to take it, go away!” 💅
From the archives of 2019
THIS IS AMERICA SNOWFLAKE!!!
This needs to be updated for 2026
wholesome 😭
And as always: ACAB.So are you saying you wouldn’t call 911 even if there was an intruder in your house because the cops would only make matters worse? 😂
Fuck no. WE have Community Emergency response in my area. Calling the cops would also put ME and my FAMILY at risk because ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS. Children have been taken away from their parents because the cops they called for help alerted social services. So they are not allowed in our community any more. Fuck you for suggesting it, bootlicker. You disgust me.
*For your enjoyment:
https://www.iamc-line3.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/guidebook-for-community-emergency-response.pdf
Uh, yeah? They can kill pets for getting in the way, target you if you’re the wrong skin color, or risk collateral damage should they be too trigger happy. Robbers won’t want to stick around, and someone just looking to hurt you (rare af) can be dealt with more quickly by neighbors if you live in an urban environment. As soon as hostility becomes too costly, almost any random threat will run.
I’m sorry if your world is all mad max lawlessness but in my world this is how I’ve successfully gone about things: Intruder in house > call 911 > police come & file a report > eventually get a warrant for the intruder’s arrest > intruder eventually gets apprehended & removed from society. Peace restored.
Must be nice to live in a world where cops aren’t glorified gang members
And don’t watch the news too much because that makes people live in paranoia that the whole world is going up in flames. It’s really not.
I’m almost jealous you live with such privilege, but I don’t envy your lack of empathy
Have police killed one of your housepets or family members? Or are you just repeating things we’ve all seen in the news?
