They bought me the best plastic, the highest quality plastic. You’ve never seen anything like it! And then you just spray it and it’s the most beautiful thing ever!

Piracy will soon become the only way to consume a lot of content without verifying your identity. The internet is being destroyed in a multi-pronged approach

Trans and furry porn will be banned in the UK within 10 years. And it will be done by a Labour government that comes after a Reform/Restore government.

Gaying instrument is strangely prophetic to me

A dubbed version of something is basically a warped parody of it. But dub fans get really defensive about it.

“Someone unlocked this story for you. Log in to read for free.”

They think they are being cute.

“Could you please give me The Stroker?”

I will always be amused by the most milk toast posts being marked as NSFW. Your boss would need to stare at this for several minutes to finally identify it as inappropriate.

Healthline does something similar if you reject cookies. They redirect you to a dedicated ‘fuck you’ page.

It’s only a problem with star wars-logic aseroid fields

AI stays: Wealth consolidation
Bubble bursts: Wealth consolidation
You are fucked either way

KFC locations serve undercooked chicken where I live. I avoid them.

I hate when people validate the core idea of needing to protect children through age verification. Timmy lying about being over 18 to look at some boobs is not a problem that needs to be resolved. It’s like requiring everyone to wear body cameras specifically to prevent store clerks from being rude to you.

What game is this?

The people who can verify their identity will be less willing to share their opinion on certain topics once they know they aren’t anonymous. I’m certain this is one of the goals. The reactions to political news, world events, law proposals and atrocities will be far more muted and it will be easier to control the population.

Reminds me of the idea that speedster superheroes experience time differently so for them, interacting with regular people is a slow excrutiating torture.

“If you want it, take it. If you don’t want to take it, go away!” 💅

Trying to play a game from my library
No, no, silly, it seems this your identity is not verified. Please upload a high definition photo of your asshole to Persona.

As an internet user, you have to accept that at some point you’ll lose access to online services you’ve been using if you don’t become the kind of mouthbreather who verifies their identity.

So, about Charlie Kirk…
Ballroom.
So, about Mitch McConnel…
Ballroom!