White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announced Thursday that President Trump has been diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency.
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Chronic Penis Insufficiency you say? Physical manifestation of TDS or Tiny Dick Syndrome.
You know he’s seriously worried about the Epstein stuff if he’s announcing a health issue. Normally he’s far too vain to admit even the slightest of health problems.
He’s both too vain and not vein enough
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It just shows the sacrifices he’s willing to make
for the nationto save his own skin!While that’s one part, they had to say something because of that picture of his legs.
CVI can cause swelling like that and is sort of treatable, but at his age another common cause of that ankle edema is late stage heart failure. As in “probably wouldn’t last term” late stage. And that rumour spreading would cause him major issues, like people spending more money on Vance than him.
All I read was “heart failure”. I may need to talk to my doctor in 4 hours.
Congestive Heart Failure is super scary, but survivable. Shit, I did it. In my case it was caused by an irregular heart beat following open heart surgery.
My fluid retention was all in my chest though, not my legs. I couldn’t lay down because it felt like I was drowning. (Because, thanks to the fluid, I was drowning.)
They pulled 4 liters of fluid off me every day for 7 days, then ran an electrocardioversion to fix the heart beat.
For those at home:
4 liters of fluid:
Electrocardioversion:
This is a distraction from the Epstein files.
Can we make this a standard message for every Trump post?
Epstine?
Oops good call. Fixed
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Yeah I figured it was a given. Dude never admits to being unhealthy.
We know he’s 6’3" and 224 pounds with a resting heartbeat of 62 bpm. How could he possibly have health problems?
Hight? Sure, maybe.
224lbs? Likely short about 40
Resting bpm 62? Must have had him at a good time.
BP 128/74? FAT fucking chance, thats for SURE fudged.
This was in April so maybe he had a rapid deescalation in health but that mans feet SCREAM chronically high BP
Pretty sure that was the joke. I don’t know how they can lie about the height of someone who must certainly be one of the most photographed people in the world (POTUS, I mean, why in the world anyone would want to photograph Trump himself is beyond me), but pretty sure even that one is wrong. The others are much easier to lie about, even if they are obviously wrong.
It’s been a thing people have talked about for a long time that Trump wears lifts to make himself look taller.
No way his resting heart rate is 62bpm. The man does not exercise.
The man does not exercise.
Do hamberder and Coca-Cola curls count?
Imagine how much exercise he could get if he walked while playing golf rather than riding carts.
What do you mean?! here he is walking up stairs with the DEMOCRATIC FAKE NEWS covid HOAX!!! just fine. You telling me walking up a flight of stairs to get in a plane isn’t exercise? Get outta here.
Are you saying that they lied about his health!? Say it ain’t so!
The conspiracy theory going around is that when she removes her cross necklace , she’s aware she’s lying…
Most of us know she’s lying because her mouth is open, however.
His insufficiencies are not limited to his blood vessels.
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
According to google its usually not fatal, but its comorbid with diabetes and several types of heart failure
So, you’re telling me there’s a chance.
Not good enough.
Though I hope this causes a lot of discomfort. Hope he can’t wander too far from Pedo-Lardo so as to not further embarrass this country, humans, and this planet…
Chronic penis insufficiency? Sounds about right.
Distraction is key.
Call me when it gets interesting…
Everyone hide their couches when President Vance takes over…
We find your veins to be . . . insufficient.