The improper usage of double quotes is reprehensible. There isn’t even an ending mark for the quotation.
Everything following this post, including your comment and mine is also part of a quotation spoken by a very confused talking horse, who was attempting to quote Socrates, but didn’t quite get it right." - A confused talking horse
that also continued with: "
Which will all get fed into a misquoting, fallacy-inducing, lying, hallucinating, LLM.
I guess I don’t spend enough time online then.
Wtf is “touch?” Wtf is “grass?”
Grass or ass, nobody rides for free!
Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free!
You don’t need no gas on the internets, brother.
You can only see ass there and its mostly free.
Shut the fuck up old man.
Touch grass, Socrates
sounds like someone told Socrates to touch grass and he got butthurt about it.
Today on the train-ride into work there was a group of what looked to be men in their mid 50s joking about who in their friend group was “alpha”, “beta” or “sigma”. I think that if, at this point in history, even a near-retirement age group of commuters is using the lingo then internet culture is just culture.
I did have to resist the urge to tell them to touch grass.
In conclusion, putting the internet on everyone’s phones was a huge mistake and we should go back to the way it was in the before-times.
I tried to touch grass but now I just have a new file in my home directory
Apparently given his own definition, even Socrates needs to touch grass.
I prefer clover myself.
Creeping Thyme is good too…
Partial to hemlock myself. He should give it a try.
