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If anything, I found she made me even more hetero than ever. Checkmate Gaylords!
Who’s Check and why are you mating with him, homo?
Excuse me, but I think you mean Mila Jovovich in Resident Evil.
Pardon, but did you say “Multipass”?
I’ll allow it.
No lie, just that split-second look she flashes before she even speaks? Breath stops. Time dilates. Then comes “Multipass.”, and I’m cooked. 💫
I thought that was Lucy Lawless in Xena. The one that makes you gay, not the lass in the pic.
The Gay Agenda has many agents
and many genda
Is he having a stroke?
Van Helsing is such a fun movie.
Will also awaken the sexuality of the straight boys, but that’s Underworld.
I came here to say exactly that hahaha, underworld confirmed I wasn’t gay for sure
Nope. Still straight. I don’t know how that would work, anyway.
Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
It’s your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!
You’re suggesting verifying your kids’ sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
Are you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?
[pug noise]
I couldn’t make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand.
And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.
Snuffle be with you.
You mean this in the nicest possible way, I’m sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart’s content.
NGL, at this point, if I didn’t have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn’t be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼♂️🥰
Check the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel
What if my kids are not female?
Then check for spandex.
One of my gay-wakenings for sure
